Slip-n-Slide

I was on a blue Slip-n-Slide. Only this particular one was as long as a hundred Slip-n-Slides put together, was wound in a giant spiral, and was floating in midair over a lake. It was about midday, and I was a little chubbier than I am in real life. The third-person "camera" hovered right above my head as I went down. A news-like title bar at the bottom of the scene revealed the location to be either Idaho or Iowa…the letters were fuzzy. It was as if I was watching a live news coverage of myself going down a huge water slide. I can also remember these three crazy vegas-like dressed girls in my house (only it was completely different from my actual house) thanking me for letting them use it. Meanwhile I was thinking that I never actually said that they could, and that I didn't really want them there. Along with this was a first-person image of me slicing a whole-wheat loaf of bread. I don't know why either.

Dream on.